1.Women love to shop. It is the only area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control。

　　女人喜欢购物，她们觉得那是她们在这个世界上能控制的惟一领域。

　　2.Women will always ask questions that have no answers, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty。

　　女人总是问一些没有正确答案的问题，她们想使你有犯罪感。

　　3.Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say。

　　女人喜欢交谈。沉默使她们不安，她们需要用交谈打破沉默，即使她们没什么可说的。

　　4.Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are。

　　女人需要感觉到别人不如她们。

　　5.Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there's a spider or a wasp involved。

　　女人讨厌虫子。当看到一只蜘蛛或黄蜂时，即使意志力很强的女人也需要一个男人在身旁。

　　6.Women always go to public rest rooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip。

　　女人经常结伴去公共卫生间，这是她们闲谈的好机会。

　　7.Women keep three different shampoos in the shower. After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropical rain forest。

　　通常，女人的浴室里总放着3种不同的洗发香波。她们沐浴后，浴室就散发着热带雨林的味道。

　　8.Women don't understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be。

　　女人不能领略体育节目的魅力。男人从那些能让他们逃离现实的东西中寻找娱乐，女人则从那些能提醒她们现实有多糟糕的东西中寻找娱乐。

　　9.Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man's responsibility。

　　女人永远不会犯错。道歉是男人的责任。

　　10.Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girl friend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours。

　　女人喜欢煲电话粥。一个女人去看她的女性朋友，她们一起生活了两个星期，她刚刚回家便会给这个朋友打电话，她们会聊上3个小时。

　　11. "Oh, nothing, "has an entirely different meaning in woman-language than it does in man-language。

　　“哦，没什么。”这句话在女人的字典里的意思和在男人字典里的完全不同。

　　12.All women will say that they are over weight, but don't agree with them about it。

　　所有女人都会说自己超重，但千万别对此表示赞同。

　　13.Women want equal centers, but you rarely hear them clamoring to cover the responsibilities that go with those centers。

　　女人要求享有与男人同样的权利，但你几乎听不到她们吵嚷着要求承担和男人同样的责任。

　　14.Women can't refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what she's doing。

　　女人不会拒绝接听任何来电。电话铃一响，不论正在做什么，她都会去接电话。

　　15.The most embarrassing thing for women is to find another woman wearing the same dress at a formal party。

　　最让女人尴尬的，就是在一个正式的聚会上发现另一个女人穿着和自己同样的衣服。

　　16.Women will spend hours dressing up to go out, and then they'll go out and spend more time checking out other women. Men can never catch women checking out other men；women will always catch menc hecking out other women。

　　女人在出门前将花费数小时化妆，然后她们出门，花更多时间注视其他女人。男人永远不会察觉女人注视着其他男人，而女人总能察觉男人注视着其他女人。