Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3 , Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Racing 3.6.

I can’t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I’m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn’t work on Wife 1.0 . Please help!

Thanks,

Troubled User?..

REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING !!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfrie nd 7.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support . I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application “Yes Dear” to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:APOLOGIZE! because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 ! and Do Bills 4.2 .

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!

Best of luck,

Tech Support

亲爱的技术支持者：

去年我把7.0版女友程序升级成1.0版太太程序，没过多久，我发现，新程序产生了意料之外的孩子程序，占用了很多的空间和宝贵的资源。

这还不算，1.0版太太程序自动安装到所有其他程序上，监测其他程序的运行。比如，扑克之夜10.3版，足球5.0版，狩猎和钓鱼7.5版，赛车3.6版。

有1.0版太太程序做背景，我不能运行喜欢的程序。我试过退回到7.0版女友程序，但是1.0版太太程序不能卸载。请救救我吧！

多谢了

困境中的使用者。。。

回复

亲爱的困境中的使用者：

您所反应的，是男人们经常抱怨的十分常见的问题。

人在把7.0版女友程序升级为1.0版太太程序时，以为这不过是个附属的娱乐程序。1.0版太太程序是个操作系统，设计者把她设计成要操作一切程序。一旦安装，即不可能删除，也不可能恢复成7.0版女友程序，还不能从系统清除程序文件。

你不可能回到7.0版女友程序，按照1.0版太太程序的设计，她是不会允许这样做的.你的1.0版太太程序是在孩子赡养费警告的支持下运作的。我建议你保留1.0版太太程序，为了改善现状，建议在背景中加入“是！亲爱的！”以减轻程序的不良运行。

最好的办法是键入命令“C:/抱歉！”因为你想要系统恢复正常运作，最终你总得键入“抱歉”命令。

1.0版太太程序是很了不起的一个程序，不过她的维修费用也很高。她还捎带了几个支持程序，比如清扫3.0版，烹调1.5版和买单4.2版。

不过你在运行这些程序时要十分小心。不当运行会导致系统启动程序中的NAG NAG 9.5。一旦发生这种情况，改进1.0版太太运行表现的办法是买些额外的软件，我推荐2.1版鲜花和5.0版钻石！

警告！！！在任何情况下不要载入超短裙3.3版女秘书，这与1.0版太太完全不兼容，会对运行系统造成不可弥补的损害。

祝你好运

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