If you don't, she thinks you do not like her
　　但要是你一直规规矩矩的, 她又会觉得你不喜欢她。
　　If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
　　你若是迟到一分钟, 她会抱怨等的多累多苦。
　　If she is late, she says that's a girl's way
　　要是她自己迟到了, 她会说女孩子约会迟到是理所当然的。
　　If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"
　　如果你去找你的朋友, 她说你乱花时间。
　　If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"
　　如果是她, 她会说 "喔, 这很自然啊, 女孩子都是这样。

　　If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
　　如果你偶而才吻她一下, 她会到处说你这人很冷漠。
　　If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage
　　如果你经常吻她, 她会大叫说你吃她豆腐。
　　If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
　　如果你过马路的时候没有照顾她, 那你这人缺乏道德。
　　If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction
　　要是你小心照顾她过马路, 她又会说这是男人的花招。
　　If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
　　你若是凝视某个女人, 她会指责你是到处对女生调情。

　　If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring
　　如果是其他男人瞪着她看, 她会说他们只是欣赏而已。
　　If you talk, she wants you to listen
　　如果你跟她说话, 她希望你只要听就好。
　　If you listen, she wants you to talk
　　如果你只倾听, 她又要你和她说话。
　　Oh God! you created those creature called "WOMAN'
　　上天啊, 你创照了这些叫做女人的生物。
　　So simple, yet so complex
　　既简单又复杂。

　　So weak, yet so powerful
　　如此柔弱, 却又如此强悍。
　　So confusing, yet so desirable
　　让人又恼又爱。
　　So damning, yet so wonderful...
　　真伤人又奇妙。

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